Spamity spam, wonderful spam!

I cleaned out my offic ee-mail inbox today. I was blown away by how many completely retarded and useless e-mails I had knocking around in there. Stuff about people's birthdays anbd retirements. Social "team-building" shit. And, worst of all, responses to e-mails that I had sent that simply read "Thanks." Jesus, no wonder my fucking computer is groaning under the strain of it all.