Work is dead slow at the moment, so I've been spending a lot of time scanning job boards, trolling hockey forums watching early '90s can-rock videos on the You Tubes (see below) and reading food and home design blogs.
Now, it's no surprise to anyone who reads blogs (including this one, which absolutely no one reads) that a certain amount of self-absorption is a prerequisite for the gig. But some of the shit out there really takes solipsism to a new level. Let's put it another way: If I see one more whimsical blog by some skinny, middle class white chick with a bird tattoo and an Etsy shop who takes over-Photoshopped cutesy pictures of her beardo boyfriend and herself, her "outfits" and various babies/pets, my eyeballs are going to crawl out of my asshole. Also "thrifting" is not a word. You privileged fucks.
Hey remember these guys? Bubbles!
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