Dear terrorists....

Hey guys! Gosh, has been almost a year already? I know, I know! But I've been real busy, as I'm sure you have been too. There's soooo much I want to talk to you guys about (did you see Top Model? OMG!), but I've got, like, no time. So here's a couple of things I think you guys would get a real bang out of 'cause they show how the decadent west deserves divine retribution or something! Check 'em out:

Associated Press assistant bureau chief: All things Britney now a "big deal"

Assholes who should probably get blown up.

That's all for now. We should totally catch up soon, tho'! Are you on Facebook?

TTYL