Brings all the boys to the yard.

Lest my last post give people the impression the internet is dumb, let me say that the 'nets is a treasure trove of really good shit. Without it, I never would have learned this:

Grimace's "official" role, according to McDonald's, continues to be representative of the chain's milkshakes. However, he does this out of love for the taste, and not because he is in any way a shake-based creature himself.

Give it up for the Information Superhighway!