If you fail to abide by that rule, the second rule of food court Chinese is "never get the fried rice."
Today I saw a bike courier give a motorist the finger for turning into an intersection and enroaching on his (the courier's) space. Trouble is, the dipshit fuckface courier was riding through the crosswalk at the time and, after flipping the bird, he zipped off down the sidewalk at a pretty good clip. Times like that, I really wish I had a poking stick. The spectacle of one of those assholes sailing through the air and getting impromptu sidewalk dental work would sure have brightened my shitty day.
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