Bovs.

Despite the fact it still seems to give a shit about SNL (something even Lorne Michaels can't claim), frat-boy-in-blog-form whatevs (dot org)can still pull out some good ones. Example? How about this from his plug for R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" DVD?

I mean, not to reveal any spoiler buzz or anything, but when was the last time you saw a midget with a 10 inch wang and cherry pie crumbs all of his fizz shit his pants and then pass out on top of a kitchen table after almost getting capped by an R&B superstar who likes to piss on underage girls? Thought so.