It's back!
1. Bugs. Lately, the air has been thick with billions of tiny, black aphid like insects that fly in your mouth when you walk, land on your face and clothes and are just generally gross. This town is so low-rent that we can't even get infested by decent insects.
2. Crackheads. Look at yourself: you're living in fucking garbage, your teeth are rotted out, you piss on the street and you suck dick for drugs. What the fuck is wrong with you pieces of human shit?
3. "Fashionistas". Ponchos, pointy shoes and necktie belts: at least they're making it easy to tell which ones should be sent to the camps.
4. Fuckwits who pull "funny" faces everytime a camera comes out. You're plenty ugly as it is. Leave it.
5. Summer. This is a trend with me. I'm sick of bugs (see item #1 above), sick of shorts, and, above all sick of ballsweat. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
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