Monday, March 01, 2004

Three bits on Oscar

1. I still can't decide what was worse: the bloated, unkempt Peter Jackson (the only thing missing were sauce stains on his shirt front, but maybe they were CGI'd-out) or the walking grotesquery that was his mate's hairdo. Shudder.

2. So Charlize Theron gets the nod for burying her luminosity beneath a pile of make up to play an ugly person. My question is: couldn't the producers of "Monster" have just, y'know, hired an actual ugly person?

3. "Annie Hall" was, what: 30 years ago? So why is Diane Keaton still wearing that stoopid fucking hat and sunglasses?

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