E-town to Deetwah: you suck.

Yo, douchebag: you wanna talk "no buzz"? Let's talk about what kind of boring, white bread, frat-boy fucker would cop to attending both John Mayer and Guster gigs. You probably dig the String Cheese Incident too, but only for the off chance some dreadlocked 17 year-old on nitrous will let you touch their post-pubescent titties. Mayer. Jesus.