If you can keep your head when those about you are losing theirs, you probably have no idea how totally fucked you really are.

Just when it seems like my life is crumbling to teeny-tiny pieces before my very eyes, along come the evil geniuses at the the Black Table with another Black List. This week, the list even gives a shout-out to Maggie Gyllenhaal, who I will never mistake for Tobey Maguire.

As for the rest of today: fuck it.