This is where it all begins.

I've been watching the remarkable growth of this phenomenon known as "blogging" for a while now when it hit me: if blogging is a way for every self-absorbed, pretentious halfwit with web access and literary aspirations to voice their utterly meaningless ramblings in the big, wide, web world, then it's high time I, as a self-absorbed, pretentious halfwit with web access and literary aspirations, got in on the action.

So here it is.