things i hate today vol. 1

1. Summer. The most overrated of the seasons between winters.
2. Bars that are closed on Sunday. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was living under the fucking Taliban!
3. Office coffee. Tates like the AIDS in a mug.
4. Bad Gigli reviews. Haters probably dissed Ishtar too.
5. "Straight Pride" T-Shirts. Joining rednecks in closets across Alberta.